Jari (pronounced Yar-ee) sent this email out to a few of us a couple weeks ago:
we all know my love affair with my 86 camry
we also know all the fun problems that come with a 22 year old car
my registration is up at the end of july, i would bet she isnt going to pass without quite a bit of money dropped on my part
i dont know what im going to do about a replacement yet
i am asking you if you know of any place i might store her
ive looked into storage places but that shit can get expensive
im not looking to drop $50 a month to store her, bc then its just cheaper for me to keep her on the streets and insured
i can just get some guido south philly fuck to have her "pass" inspection
so, any ideas? maybe someone that has a bunch of industrial storage space, etc...
any suggestions are welcomed
bc one day im gonna restore her and be the only kid on the block with a classic 1986 camry
I responded with this:
i personally think you should do right by her and drive into the FUCKING RIVER!!
but no, I don't know of anyplace to store it.
ive had 400 different ppl telling me many different ways to kill her
the most entertaining idea was to take her out in a field shoot her and blow her up
Monkey's response to the first email:
I have a great place where you can keep it... Newberrytown Auto Salvage. It's kinda like being an organ donor... "Parts" of her will live-on in many other cars for years to come.
Everytime you see an '86 Camry on the roads, you can think to yourself... "I wonder if any of 'my old girls' parts are in that one".
The best part is... the Salvage yard will pay you to let them harvest the remaining 'good' parts from the old girl. :)
What do ya think?
I personally like Monkey's idea. unique and resourceful.
something tells me Jari didn't enjoy it.
And yes he is serious, he intends to put classic tags on his 1986 CAMRY!!!